yzma:

pull the lever kronk

Things that I write:

• Sins

Things that I don’t write:

• Tragedies

Things people haven’t heard of

• Closing the god damn door

Things the Bride is:

• A whore

Things I wouldn’t be caught dead in: 

• This Place

march-of-the-fire-ants:

goodbye-old-friend:

today i found out that apparently if you kill someone in international waters on an unregistered boat then throw the body overboard they can’t trace it back to any one legal system so you can’t be prosecuted for their murder

Thank you

servant-of-the-earth:

sandandglass:

My cellphone is basically just a clock sitting in my pocket because nobody contacts me

This is the most accurate thing ever.